These Flame Leggings, I feel pretty. Its been so long since I've felt pretty. So bright, so happy, I beam with every move
TAKESHITA I LOVE YOU
There's a kid commentating behind me and he's caught up with all the memes. So funny.
Mistico has a romantic theme
Mortos has a metal theme.
They got Kota Ibushi!
Several people turned their head when I yelled at Max Castor (sucks) "GO BACK TO HOUSTON!!!" MJF for the sneaky win.
Adam Cole's match with Kyle Fletcher has been upgraded to a 4-man match. Uh oh.
He has announced he's dealing with a medical issue. Do not expect to see him for some time. He is on the verge of tears.
Take care, Adam.
I finally get to see Dustin Rhodes in action. I am such a big fan of him. I am so excited to see him!
Protostar, Kyle Fletcher will obviously win the match.
There is a huge chance I'm on camera for the young bucks entrance. By extenson, Snort.
I love you Snort.
That Will Osperay, Swerve Strickland match vs. the young bucks was genuinely insane.
There is a father and son who will not stop singing the praises of The Protostar, Kyle Fletcher and they are so right for that. May Kyle bless them.
Women's Casino Gauntlet match starting now
Athena Won! Damn Gurl! You've come a long way but I knew you would win.
My throat is getting a little sore. That's okay, I'm fine. I want to over exert myself.
I hope The Hurt Syndicate retain.
I can't believe I can finally see Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin live! Today has been a great day.
Christian Cage is a heel but he's so, so good at it. Very hard to hate him.
Adam Copelan, "Edge" returned.
FTR has taken Christian Cage's son.
Dream match up next. I am on the moon. I haven't stopped smiling since I arrived.
"Timeless" Toni Storm vs. Mercedes Mone
I screamed for most of this!
Toni Storm is my spirit animal and I feel so inspired
Omega vs. Okada up next.
I can hear Omega slapping Okada's chest from here. I am in wrestling heaven Right now.
Heaven by Hana Vu is a great song btw.
Okada keeps targeting Omega's intestines. You know, the ones where he previously suffered diverticulitus.
I feel so lucky to see an Omega match in person.
"Technically, is this the fifth match in their quintilogy?" LMAOOOOOOO this kid.
FUCK DON CALLUS
incredible match.
Main event, up next.
Hangman Adam Page vs. Jon Moxley
Me Knowing Chris Jericho is not on the show (below is a stick figure with sunglasses and the stick figure is smiling
The Sun has melted and we have a new champion. Tonight has been a historic one.
Darby Alin is back.
Bryan Danielson showed up.
I think things will finally start to turn up.
That's not just a prediction, it's a spoiler.
Also: Lady complimented my commentary during the event. Found it to be super funny. Especially during the Toni match.